Sarcasm

Right before I ran an errand this morning I said (in complete sarcasm) to my husband, "When I come home, I would like to be greeted with a smile and a hot cup of coffee. I would also like for my dog to be brought to me, and for my car to be valet parked in the warm garage. That's not too much to ask is it?" I laughed a little to myself, but said it in complete seriousness, and then I left.

Jonathan, being the sarcastic man he is, decided that I, in fact, did need all of those things. So, when I pulled up to the driveway in my sweats, my crazy hair, and no makeup on my face, he approached me in his suit coat, tie, my dog, and a piping hot cup of fresh Kona coffee in my favorite mug. "My lady, I am here to park your car."

Lol. Never a dull day at the Meisners eh?